Rainer, Reunions & Other Random Notes
- photo by Shelly Swanger Photography
Rainer Maria Rilke once said, “The future enters into us, in order to transform itself in us, long before it happens.” And by that, we mean that we’ve got some shows coming up, and we’d like to help you get your shit together, long before they happen. (Brief aside: his first name is Rainer — it’s time that name came back.)
First, a short look back.
We closed out 2015 with our first reunion show in 30 years. And great news, turns out that Cole is in fact alive and well. May the good lord bless his tiny beating heart. We are working on getting his obituary redacted from The Cherokee Ledger-News but they are a little behind on digitizing their old stock. Classic Cherokee nepotism. Carlos left the drug trade to come back for the reunion show, but as they say in the biz: there’s no such thing as good or bad money. There’s just money. So it appears he has returned to Los Mochis (just South of Mazatlan) and his old negotiations. Scott has reunited with his wife and kids and is now devoting most of his time to helping his wife with her “Rally With Sally For Bone Health” campaign. Always did have such a pure heart. Matt’s drug problems continue but last we heard he was heading to join up with the Bwiti - the forest dwelling pygmy people of Gabon to frequently ingest unimaginable quantities of ibogaine in an attempt to kick his methadone fix. As for Adam, he just headed back to the Lowes in Howard City. He’s got a lot of catching up to do post-holidays, but is super excited for the new line of Sherwin Williams “Ovation” interior primer to hit the shelves mid Feb.
If you have no idea what we’re talking about, watch THIS:
Ok, back to reality, oh there goes gravity, oh there goes Rabbit, he choked… Sorry. Here we go. WE HAVE BRAND NEW SHIRTS AND POSTERS available online. They are insanely hip (thanks to the design by Hollis Griffith Callas) and your bod and walls are craving them. Do something about it.



